So this just happened on my twitter feed.

8 months ago

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I swear I should not be allowed to own GMOD…

1 year ago

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Cross what you have done/true.

Appearance

• I have/had piercings besides the ears.
• I want piercings besides the ears.
• I have many scars.
• I tan easily.
• I wish my hair was a different color.
• I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
• I have/want a tattoo.
• I can be self-conscious about my appearance.
• I have/had braces. 
• I have more than two piercings.

  Embarrassment

• Disney movies still make me cry sometimes.
• I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
• I’ve glued my hand to something.
• I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
• I’ve had my pants rip in public.
• I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.

Health

• I’ve gotten stitches.
• I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.
• I’ve had my tonsils removed.
• I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
• I’ve had chicken pox.

Travel

• I’ve been to Florida.
• I’ve driven/ridden over 200 kilometres in one day.
• I’ve been on a plane.
• I’ve been to California. 
• I’ve been to Asia.
• I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
• I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands.
• I’ve been to the Caribbean.
• I’ve been to Europe. 

Experiences

• I’ve gotten lost in my city.
• I’ve seen a shooting star.
• I’ve wished on a shooting star.
• I’ve seen a meteor shower.
• I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
• I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
• I’ve slapped someone.
• I’ve kissed someone underwater. 
• I’ve chugged something.
• I’ve crashed a car.
• I’ve been skiing.
• I’ve been in a musical.
• I’ve auditioned for something.
• I’ve been on stage.
• I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
• I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
• I’ve pranked someone.
• I’ve ridden in a taxi.

Honesty / Crime

• I’ve been threatened to be arrested.
• I’ve broken a law.
• I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t.
• I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
• I’ve snuck out.
• I’ve lied about my whereabouts.
• I’ve cheated while playing a game.
• I’ve been in a fist fight. 

Death

• I’m afraid of dying.
• I hate funerals because they are too sad.
• I’ve seen someone/something die.
• Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
• I have attempted suicide.
• I’ve thought about suicide before.
• I’ve written a eulogy for myself. 

Materialism

• I own over 5 rap CD’s.
• I’m obsessed with anime/manga.
• I collected comic books. 
• I own a lot of makeup. 
• I own something from Pac Sun.
• I own something from The Gap.
• I own something I got on eBay.
• I own something from Abercrombie.
• I thrive on compliments.
• I thrive on hate. 

Random

• I can sing low key.
• I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
• I open up to others easily.
• I watch the news occasionally or always.
• I don’t like to kill bugs.
• I sing in the shower.
• I’m a morning person.
• I’m a sports fanatic. 
• I twirl my hair. 
• I care about grammar.
• I love to spam friends.
• I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
• I bake well.
• My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red, black, purple, or orange.
• I would wear pajamas to school. 
• I like Martha Stewart.
• I laugh at my own jokes. 
• I eat fast food weekly.
• I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class. 
• I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room.
• I’m really ticklish. 
• I like white chocolate.
• I bite/used to bite my nails. 
• I’m good at remembering names.
• I’m good at remembering dates.

People

• …used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic.
• …called me fat.
• …have said I’m skinny.
• …have said I’m ugly.
• …have said I’m pretty. 
• …have spread rumors about me.
• …force me to eat. 
• …say I eat too much.  
• …say I eat too little.

Eating

• I’ve lost weight.
• I’ve gained weight.
• I’m at my thinnest.
• I’m at my biggest.
• I’ve lost weight and kept it off.
• I’ve lost weight, but gained it back.
• My weight affects my mood. A lot.
• I diet. 
• I’m vegan/vegetarian.
• I exercise.
• I’ve fainted from exhaustion. 

Family

• I’ve sworn at my parents.
• I’ve planned to run away from home before.
• I’ve run away from home.
• I have a sibling less than one year old.
• I want kids in the future.
• I’ve had kids.
• I’ve lost a child.

Relationships

• I’m engaged.
• I’m married.
• I’m single.
• I’ve gone on a blind date.
• I have/had a friend with benefits.
• I miss someone right now.
• I have a fear of abandonment. 
• I’ve gotten divorced.
• I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back probably.
• Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back.
• I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
• I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
• I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality

• I’m a cuddler.
• I’ve been kissed in the rain.
• I’ve hugged a stranger.
• I’ve kissed a stranger.

Bad times

• I regularly drink.
• I can’t swallow pills. 
• I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty.
• I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point. 
• I have/had anxiety problems.
• I shut others out when I’m upset.
• I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.
• I have taken/take anti-depressants.
• I’ve slept an entire day before.
• I’ve plotted revenge.

1 year ago

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I am apparently meant to marry a Maltese. I am relatively okay with this.

11 months ago

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keepcalmandcallthedoctor:

In the name of the moon, I will EXTERMINATE.

Noticed this on the tumblr-monster. I guess I finally hit the level of art where people spread my stuff without credit. For the record, I drew this image, and the actual drawing with appropriate text is found here.

Partially my fault anyway, since I never watermarked the damnable thing. Oh well. Just wanted to set the record straight, it’s my image and artwork, folks. Accept no substitutes!

(Source: mothladders)

1 year ago

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